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sphroo

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PostSubject: Blonde Sex Jokes.   Mon 7 Sep - 6:17:58

Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head?
A: All you can eat under a buck.

Q: Why is a blonde like a hardware store?
A: They are both ten cents a screw!

Q: What is a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme!

Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never met.
A: Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.

Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?
A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!"

Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!"

Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
A: Because red means stop.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings?
A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.

Q: Why do blondes where big hoop earrings?
A: To put their feet through.

Q: What's a brunette's mating call?
A: Has that blonde gone yet?
A2: When is that blonde bitch going to leave!?
A3: "All the blondes have gone home!"


Sorry if this is too crude for you. But im a blonde irl (Guy) and idc Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Sex Jokes.   Tue 8 Sep - 7:02:53

all funny XD,
but someone will take this to harm,
someone always does Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Sex Jokes.   Tue 8 Sep - 9:43:27

HAHAHA, them jokes made me laugh for ages!!!! Nice work!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Sex Jokes.   Wed 9 Sep - 1:55:07

Haha Thanks guys.


And when some1 has a cry ill just get this topic removed Sad
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Sex Jokes.   Wed 9 Sep - 4:46:23

funny Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Sex Jokes.   Wed 9 Sep - 11:31:10

loled irl Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Sex Jokes.   Thu 10 Sep - 8:55:29

haha yehh they are pretty good aye lmfao XD Smile
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PostSubject: nice jokes   Sat 12 Sep - 11:40:55

lol!! Nice i almosted peed my pants
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Sex Jokes.   Sun 13 Sep - 19:39:58

rofl.. Its pretty harsh yeh
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Sex Jokes.   Fri 18 Sep - 3:56:07

dude I find thatoffensive
jk Smile
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I like em.
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Sex Jokes.   Tue 6 Oct - 0:00:13

Lol Irl, thats real funny good thread Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Sex Jokes.   Tue 6 Oct - 15:03:24

laughing my f*cking ass of!!
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Sex Jokes.   Thu 8 Oct - 3:12:43

LOL good stuff. And if someone takes offense theres no reason people its just a joke not towards you.
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