First of a britney spears joke
britney spears and justin timberlake were walking along the beach, suddenly justin says "awww... britney look at the dead birdie" britney looks in the sky and says "where?"
Next up is a school joke.
ok so theres this boy named joe and sitting behind of him is a girl named Mary (there in sunday school) so joe is basiclly sleeping and Mary has a stick in her hand so the teacher asks joe whos our lord? the girl stabs him with stick so he says jesus crist! falls back asleep teacher asks " what did eve say to adam afer havin 27 kids? mary pokes him again joe says if u stick that damn thing in me again ill kill you.
Lmfao i love the last one XD !